Saturday, September 18, 2010

My Wife


I married today;
my wife is a gangster.

she made me a breakfast;
Bullets-salad-sandwich!

Lunch was a superb time;
Fried grenades with grilled cyanide!!
Dinner will be a grand occasion ,

in which,

rotten passport pizza,
cheese AK47 and

machine gun hamburger
will be served!!!!

Break the walls!!


Break the walls!!
give the windows and doors
to Microsoft for free...
Stand up you tall ones,
bring brooms,rotate the
leaves of your fans,
They need you
to liberate their souls..
Use your minds to
grind your texts,
Use those big ones as pillows,
and sell them for half the price...
Be rich and USELESS....!!!

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